*An extract from something I wrote at work earlier while I was full-on raging, totally furious after an incident*

"Arsehole. Go fark urself in the head! Sorry..am terribly pissed off at the moment. Why on earth did God make people who are so farkin lazy that they can't even walk 10m to go n buy their own farkin lunch, dammit? The world should not have ppl like that exisiting in it. I mean, if it's only once or twice that's fine, but this is like practically every day!!! On top of that, he has MAJOR breath problems. Stinks like hell all the time; not that I know what hell smells like but that's not the point. Yech! On top of that, he has BO too. HAH!! The main thing is that I can't mention it to him cos then he'd get all offended n start saying things like,"Farkin ignorant..ungrateful..., I'll farkin show u...etc etc". No harm done. Just an annoying buzz in the background. The only one who is capable of mentioning it is my mum but she's the one person who either doesn't notice it or chooses not to say anything most of the time. Idiot. Hmmph! No names needed. Most people would be able to guess who HE is. Oh well, only 6 years to go until I'm totally free. Hah. Only. Shit."

Che--> referring to new sale store (Sportsco closed down sometime last week n so we took over. As usual)