*hics* just came across something:

Dua ekor hantu bertemu dan bercerita bagaimana
mereka mati...

Hantu 1 : Bagaimana kau boleh mati?
Hantu 2 : Aku mati akibat kesejukan...
Hantu 1 : Macam mana rasanya mati dlm kesejukkan
tu?
Hantu 2 : Sebenarnya aku terkurung dalam peti
ais... mula-mula aku cuma menggigil, lepas tu
anggota aku mula membeku, kemudian aku rasa
dunia aku gelap dan akhirnya... tapi aku rasa
bersyukur kerana aku mati tanpa banyak
kesakitan....
Hantu 1 : Ishhh.. kesiannya kau
Hantu 2 : Kau pulak, macam mana kau boleh
mati..?
Hantu 1 : Aku kena serangan sakit jantung...
Hantu 2 : Oooo...cam mana kau boleh kena
serangan sakit jantung?
Hantu 1 : Sebenarnya aku dapat tahu isteri aku
curang. Suatu hari, aku balik ke rumah secara
mengejut. Aku nampak ada kasut lelaki kat depan
pintu. Aku tahu mesti isteri aku sedang bermesra
dengan jantan lain.. Aku berlari masuk bilik
tidur, cuma ada isteri aku... aku tahu mesti
jantan tu bersembunyi kat mana-mana.. aku lari
masuk bilik air, tak de jugak, kemudian aku lari
ke tingkat bawah, tengok dalam setor, pun tak
ade.. aku lari naik tingkat atas semula, tengok
dalam almari... sebab terlalu penat aku berlari
la aku kena sakit jantung... memang sakit dan
akhirnya....
Hantu 2 : Apasal kau tak tengok dalam peti
ais...kalau tak, kita berdua masih hidup lagi
sekarang ni...

those of u who can't understand n relli wanna know what it is... contact me somehow n i'll give u a personally translated version. akakaka.. it just seems so funny. damn long oredi din read stuff in malay. surprisingly i can still understand every single word. then again, the BM is fairly simple.. but why jantan? Why not lelaki or something like that. yeesh. makes him sound like a male animal or something. kekkeke

what the heck am i still doing online man... u know why? cos my long-lost fren elaine just came online after disappearing for gawd knows how many months.. i think roughly abt a year liao. so ya la.. no choice but to stay n talk to her. right. now that she's gone... i'm gonna go study for english. cos otherwise i won't have anything to write on tomorrow. n that wouldn't be funny at all. =P by the way everyone, elaine got friendster liao..~!! so hurry n add her! that is of cos... if u still remember her old email add la. she's still using the same one.